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My New Diet Sucks

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My New Diet Sucks

Dear Emily, I started a new diet.

Really excited to see your photos!
I was going to post today about backpacks but since my doctor’s appointment last Friday I’ve had to make some life adjustments. Since that’s all I can think about, that’s what I’m going to write about.

What I couldn’t eat before What I can’t eat now
  • All dairy
  • Broccoli
  • Beans
  • Wheat
  • Rye
  • Barley
  • Onion
  • Leek
  • Garlic
  • Shallots
  • Artichokes
  • Fennel
  • Peas
  • Pistachio
  • Cashews
  • Legumes
  • Lentils
  • Chickpeas
  • Apples
  • Pears
  • Mangoes
  • Cherries
  • Watermelon
  • Asparagus
  • Snap Peas
  • Honey
  • High-fructose corn syrup
  • Pears
  • Apricots
  • Cherries
  • Nectarines
  • Peaches
  • Plums
  • Watermelon
  • Mushrooms
  • Cauliflower
  • Chewing Gum
  • Spinach
  • Letuce
  • Salads in General

It’s like they asked me to make a list of my favourite foods and then asked me to stop eating them.

My biggest surprise so far has been how much garlic just sneaks into things. I was searching for tomato sauce and so many of them had garlic and onions in them.

On the bright side I’m feeling better. I just can’t get over the massive cravings. I might be dying.

Never thought I’d be craving a salad,

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